Sorry, anon. Work, and responsibilities*, and having a life outside of my bedroom, and all that.

But you’re right, I do want to. Learning that he’ll be working with Melanie Laurent overshadowed my desire to snark, but as I have a few minutes to spare, I’ll do a bit of it now.

My mind has started forming this image of Cillian sitting on a wooden stool and strumming an acoustic guitar as he mumbles sorrowful lyrics closely into a microphone, taking advantage of the pauses between verses to shake the long bangs out of eyes. And for a moment, if you look closely enough, you catch a quick glimpse of a single tear is running down his perfectly chiselled cheekbone.

Cue dreamy sigh from the teenage girls (and mid-aged women) in the audience.

applepretzel:

Good Omens sketch :3

#i feel like cllian is a pretty accurate portrayal of how we’re all going to be when this comes out #‘what’ #‘what the fuck is this’ #‘what the hell am I watching’

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hucklebucklebeanstalk:

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miracleininches:

100 films I absolutely {~❤~}  (in no particular order)

∟ 2/100 Sunshine (2007) - “Our sun is dying…”

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#friendly reminder that cillian murphy is probably throwing up beer and birthday cake rn

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applepretzel:

Can giggling schoolgirl Cillian be a thing?

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wouldyouliketoseemymask:

Today is Cillian Murphy’s birthday! In honor of this glorious holiday, I’ve compiled a list of how I imagine the birthday boy will spend his special day. 

• His birthday attire will consist of Batman footy pajamas and a cowboy hat. 
• Cupcakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. These are not just any cupcakes, however—these are special birthday cupcakes, with festive sprinkles.
• Cillian will enjoy some time in a park. Unfortunately, this will likely end in tears when the children refuse to let him win every game of tag and/or hide and seek just because it’s his birthday. But he’ll have the last laugh—they aren’t allowed at his birthday party, which is sure to be the party to attend this year.
• Around noon or so, the guests will start arriving for his party. So exciting! Of course, anyone who shows up without a gift will be turned away. 
• Piñata time! This takes a couple of hours, as Cillian’s feeble arms are no match for the paper mache exterior. No one else is allowed to hit the piñata or have any of the candy. 
• Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for: present time! Everyone claps as Cillian opens each gift, ooh-ing and ahh-ing when appropriate.
• After all the presents have been opened, the guests are rushed out the door so Cillian can spend the rest of the day playing with his new gifts. 

Happy 36th 6th Birthday, Cillian!

Yes. 

Except you forgot to mention how fucking drunk he is right now.

(♠) Kassandra’s Maxim Hot 100 → 39. Cillian Murphy

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revenance:

Would i be making a valid contribution to literature if i made a satirical YA dystopian trilogy based on that Cillian ‘Dark Lord’ Murphy nightmare? Because after the tears/laughter stopped, I decided it would make a hilarious book.

Mysterious dictator, threatened by a resistance simply known as Saint Kitten, who wish to bring down his reign of terror and bring back internet for all. In their first act of mayhem, the group take over a tv channel and replace the usual programs with back-to-back reels of their leader saying quality things or falling over.

god what is my brain what have you people done to me

Do it.

For the love of Tom Buckley/Jesus, do it.

therealcillianmurphy:

buenastardis:

I had a dream last night where I was talking to my future daughter and she was crying because she was having a really hard time at school, teen angsting etc

me: you know, when I was in high school I didn’t have many friends

daughter: …that’s not…very comforting. What did you do for fun if you didn’t have a lot of friends?

me: well I’d come home and watch movies and tv and then I’d blog about my feelings on tumblr

daughter: …tumblr?? you mean that old website that got banned by The Leader?

me: wat

And then I looked around in slow motion and realized that we were living in this Utopian future where tumblr is banned and no one has free access to the internet

daughter: all hail our Dark Lord, Protector of the Nation.

Then I look up, horrified, to the spot where my daughter turned to, and it’s a framed picture of Cillian Murphy wearing a dark suit and looking down at everyone condescendingly, sort of like this:

so then I ran around the house, flailing like a horrified seal, and every frame had the same picture…

then suddenly I was at the Louvre and this happened…

I woke up gasping for air and with dry tears on my cheeks

oh my god

Cillian Murphy has recently signed to co-star opposite Mélanie Laurent in Carion’s adapation of Stefan Zweig’s popular short story, Letters From An Unkown Woman, about a pop star who receives a life-changing letter from an admirer. The film produced by Les Films du 24 is due shoot in the second half of 2012.